“All Sun All Moon 11″ Guest Staring @MileyCyrus And @katyperry

“All Sun All Moon” Tuesday July 1st 2014 ($5.99)

(After reading E Online Clout calls Miley Cyrus)

Clout

You tongue kissed my girl Katy? Now I have to watch you. Too bad I had to hear about it in the press. #WhoCanITrust

Miley Cyrus

What do you mean? Oooh You mean Katyyy. Well you shouldn’t have went to Europe and left her alone.

Clout

How do you know I went to Europe?

Miley Cyrus

I have my sources. And that’s all you need to know.

Clout

Ok recking ball. Are you turning into a home wrecker? Or are you asking to come in?

Miley Cyrus

Who’s asking? I’m already in.

Clout

Ok Miley. Meet me in 3 hours by the Liberty Bell in Philly.

Miley Cyrus

Sure I can do that.

Clout

See you then.

(Clout hangs up the phone and goes for a jog. He runs 10 miles and then finally runs through the campus of Rutgers University when he’s in New Jersey. He usually runs in between two statues in front of a theater. The statue on the left is a statue of Pan “The God Of Nature” and the statue on the right is a goat who appears to be responding to the flute Pan is using. Clout ducks the flute when jogging past pan. He calls it “Ducking The Flute Of Pan.” That’s what he usually does when jogging in that area.)

(Photo Credit: Duronn “Justis” James)

Clout

Excuse me. Do you know the name of that Goddess sitting in the chair up on that painting?

Old Man

I don’t know but whoever she is, she has every nation bowing down to her in that painting ha ha ha. But according to legend as a kid I remember hearing a story about something called Excalibershine that even ran through law enforcement in the city of Camden New Jersey. Rumor has it someone from this group designed it, but I’m not certain.

Clout

Excalibershine you say? Is that a fact? I’ve never heard of them.

Old Man

It’s just a story I heard when I was a kid years ago around camp fire. But a story is just a story right?

Clout

I guess so.

Old Man

Ok. Well I have to run. My class starts in 10 minutes. I’m a professor here at Rutgers. What’s your name?

Clout

You can call me Clout. Nice to meet you. And you are?

Old Man

I’m Professor Cobb.

Clout

Well I have to run. Thanks for the info.

Old Man

No problem.

(As Clout sprints away and does triple backflips in the grass, the old man mumbles to himself ” I see Excalibershine is back at it again. This should be a good one.”)

(After jogging Clout meets up with Miley Cyrus as planned. Later on that night She calls Clout)

Miley Cyrus

Hi Amon Ra. It’s Artemis. I really love the name but could you just call me Art for now on? Anyway nice seeing you. Call me back when you get this message.

(Clout checks his voice messages and then calls Katy Perry)

Clout

Aphrodite, I just got done a meeting with Miley. I named her Artemis and she just left a message on my voice mail asking me to call her Art. Should we keep her or not?

Aphrodite

Of course Amon Ra. She’s come this far so she’s with us.

Clout

Your right.